I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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