You're so nebulous sometimes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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