Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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