There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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