Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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