My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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