No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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