you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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