I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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