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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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