Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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