Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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