I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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