Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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