Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
