Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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