I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How's work?
Spinning.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
