I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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