I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
id be glad to
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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