i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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