Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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