People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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