Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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