Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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