Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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