I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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