we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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