I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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