Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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