I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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