Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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