Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have post one night stand depression
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