youre lurking in front of me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
