shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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