she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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