dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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