im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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