oh god the rape fog is back!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize