Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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