I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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