Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I deserve this hangover.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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