so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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