he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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