I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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