a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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