Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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