is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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