Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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