I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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