he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
