You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
