last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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