oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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