Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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